July 23, 2009       Volume 1 Issue 20  

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Galleries

 

Erie Art Museum - 411 State St., Erie - (814) 459-5477

 

July's Calendar

 

Tuesday – Saturday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Sunday 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.
Closed on Mondays

Admission is $4 for adults,
Seniors Citizens and Students is $3
Children under 12 are $2

Admission is free to Erie Art Museum members
Free Admission to all on Wednesdays.

 

Eden Revisited: The Ceramic Art of Kurt Weiser
A Weiser retrospective, from his early sculptural abstractions to more recent work featuring fine china painting on porcelain. Weiser explores themes of nature and human desire, combining images of lush flora and fauna with smoothly expressionistic figures.

 

Now through September 13, 2009

 

Erie Art Museum Blues & Jazz Festival

 

August 1 & 2, 2009

The two-day Festival presents national, regional and local musicians in a beautiful outdoor, family-friendly setting.

 

 

Clayspace - 1505 State St., Erie

 

July 27-31 - 9 a.m. - noon ClaySpace Summer Camp
1505 State Street, 3rd Floor
Kids ages 8-13 will learn how to throw pots on the potters wheel, create a variety of sculptures, make toys with moveable parts and explore wherever their imaginations take them! Cost is $170 ($150 members)

 

August 3–7 from 9 a.m. – noon
ClaySpace Summer Camp
1505 State Street, 3rd Floor
Kids ages 8-13 will learn how to throw pots on the potters wheel, create a variety of sculptures, make toys with moveable parts and explore wherever their imaginations take them! Cost is $170 ($150 members)

 

 

Frame Shop Gallery and Annex Gallery: 423 State Street
Tuesday – Saturday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Closed on Sundays and Mondays

 

Takezasa-Do
In the Annex Gallery
Woodblock prints in the 1,200-year-old Kyoto tradition by master printer Kenji Takenaka, his apprentice Yuko Harada, Finnish book artist Tuula Moilanen, and American printmaker William Mathie
.

Now – September 26, 2009

 

 

 

Glass Growers Gallery

10 East 5th St., Erie 

(814) 453-3758

 

William Roschy driftwood collages and Brian Pardini sculptures through July 22.

 

Gallery Hours: Monday ~ Friday 10-6/Saturday 10-5

 


 

Theatres

 

Station Dinner Theatre - 4940 Peach St., Erie - www.canterburyfeast.com

Some Enchanted Evening - July 14 - 30


The Riverside Inn - 1 Fountain Ave., Cambridge Springs - www.theriversideinn.com

 

Where The Girls Are - July 7 - 29

 

 

Jr's Last Laugh Comedy Club - 1402 State St., Erie (814) 461-0911

 

Kevin Meany/Brad Todd - July 23-25

 


 

Movies

Friday Opening Listings

 

Cinemark Tinseltown 17

1910 Rotunda Rd, Erie

 

G-Force – 2D New 

(PG, 88 Min) 
11:00am 11:45am 1:15pm 2:00pm 3:30pm 4:15pm 5:45pm 6:30pm 8:00pm 10:15pm 

G-Force - REAL D 3D New (PG, 88 Min) 
12:30pm 2:45pm 5:00pm 7:15pm 9:40pm 

Orphan New 

(R, 123 Min) 
11:05am 12:00pm 1:55pm 2:50pm 4:45pm 6:45pm 7:40pm 9:35pm 10:30pm 

The Ugly Truth New 

(R, 96 Min) 
12:15pm 1:00pm 2:40pm 3:25pm 5:05pm 5:50pm 7:30pm 8:15pm 9:55pm 10:40pm 

BRUNO 

(R, 82 Min) 
2:20pm 7:35pm 

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince 

(PG, 153 Min) 
11:30am 12:20pm 1:10pm 2:00pm 2:50pm 3:40pm 4:30pm 5:20pm 6:10pm 7:00pm 7:50pm 8:40pm 9:30pm 10:20pm 

I Love You, Beth Cooper (PG-13, 102 Min) 
12:25pm 

Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs – 2D 

(PG, 94 Min) 
11:35am 2:05pm 4:40pm 7:10pm 9:35pm 

My Sister's Keeper 

(PG-13, 110 Min) 
11:40am 4:50pm 9:45pm 

Public Enemies 

(R, 141 Min) 
3:35pm 7:05pm 10:15pm 

The Hangover 

(R, 100 Min) 
11:50am 2:15pm 4:40pm 7:25pm 10:05pm 

The Proposal 

(PG-13, 108 Min) 
11:10am 1:50pm 4:25pm 7:20pm 10:00pm 

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen 

(PG-13, 151 Min) 
12:10pm 3:30pm 7:00pm 8:35pm 10:20pm

 

 

Millcreek Mall Cinema 6

5800 Peach St. Erie

 

Imagine That 

(PG) 

2:00 7:20


Land of the Lost 

(PG-13) 

12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40 10:15


Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 

(PG) 

12:00 2:30 5:00 7:25 10:00


Angels & Demons 

(PG-13) 

12:20 4:00 7:10 10:10


Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (PG-13) 

11:40am 4:30 9:50


X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG-13) 

11:50am 2:20 4:50 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:05


Monsters vs. Aliens 

(PG) 

11:30am 1:50 4:10

 

 

VIRTUAL NEW YORK

by Chuck Joy

 

Hipster Wordsmith woke up
groggy from good sex,
the gray Manhattan morning
lack of sunshine illuminating
the curvy white shape
of Hipster’s inamorata
Angela, both of them naked

Hipster drifted to the window
to dully regard the courtyard
with its sad garden,
a sadder feeling gathering
around his heart,
deeper than sadness,
more disturbed

Every morning,
the same pain

Hipster consulted
his inner physician,
a familiar companion,
open twenty-four seven,
Think poetry, he thought,
ride the words,
that’ll get you right

 


 

ERI JAMS AREA EVENTS CALENDAR (COMING SOON)

 

More Events

 

Presque Isle Coffee House

Featured Artist: Andrew Kauffman

Landscape: A Journey Across North America
Stop in to view Drew's talent on display in the gallery!



GLBT Events

Jul 28 (Tue) - LBT Women go to see Jake's Blues Band (Liberty Park, West Bayfront Parkway, Erie, PA) 6 PM. Part of Eight Great Tuesdays. We meet there at 6 PM to relax and enjoy the music and conversation. Contact: Laurie Finch. Phone: (814) 452-6645. Email  Browse to website.

Aug 1 (Sat) - 2 (Sun) - LBT Women go to Jazz and Blues Festival (Frontier Park, W 8th and Bayfront Parkway, Erie, PA) 12 PM - 10 PM. Social group for lesbian, bisexual and transgendered women. Barb and Robin will bring their awning and we will have a shady place to relax, talk and listen to the music. We will bring coolers of food and drink and make a day of it. We will have a home base in the shade of the awning, and be able to wander about and head back when you need a rest. Also there will be a GLBT Table there with information about all our local groups, including the LBT Women of Erie. We should be able to get a few gals to help for an hour or so each day to "woman" the booth! Contact: Laurie Finch. Phone: (814) 452-6645. Email Browse to website.

Aug 6 (Thu) - LBT Women got to Park Place Block Party (Park Place, 18-20 North Park Row, Erie, PA) 6:30 PM. Social group for lesbian, bisexual and transgendered women. Meet Barb and Robin at 6:30 PM in front of Park Place to be a part of the Block Party and listen to the Geek Army band. Contact: Laurie Finch. Phone: (814) 452-6645. Email Browse to website.

Aug 29 (Sat) - LBT Women Movie Day at TREC (Tom Ridge Environmental Center, Presque Isle State Park, Erie, PA) 3 PM. Social group for lesbian, bisexual and transgendered women. Meet at the TREC Center at 3 PM. 2 movies for $10. We will see "Jane Goodall's Amazing Chimpanzees" at 3 PM and "Hurricane on the Bayou" at 5 PM. "Hurricane" is about music in New Orleans before, during and after Hurricane Katrina. The center is open till 8PM so there will be time to check out the exhibits and gift shop there before they close. Head up the observation tower and get the best ever view of the Ravine Flyer II as it flies by! Maybe we can head to the beach afterwards for the sunset. Contact: Laurie Finch. Phone: (814) 452-6645. Email Browse to website.

 


 

July

25 – Beer on the Bay
27 – Cruise the Bay/ Car Classics 

August

3, 10, 17, 24, 31 – Cruise the Bay/ Car Classics 
7,8 – Key West Phest / The Presque Isle Parrothead Club
23 – Gospel Extravaganza 

September

12 – Erie County Historical Society Presents Erie’s Heritage Festival 
19 – American Heart Association Walk 
14, 21, 28 – Cruise the Bay/ Car Classics 

 

 

MERCYHURST COLLEGE

 

Purchase Tickets

 

 

The Guelcher Film Series

 

August 12, 2009 


Sugar
- 2:15 p.m. & 8 p.m.


August 19, 2009 


Tyson
- 2:15 p.m. & 8 p.m.


 

The Met: HD Live Series

 

July 26, 2009 


Madama Butterfly
- 1 p.m.


Purchase Tickets

 


 

EDINBORO UNIVERSITY

 

 

Friday Flicks

 

Starts at 8:30 PM and is FREE and open to the public

 

On campus behind the Student Center Map Directions

 

Rain Location: Louis C. Cole Auditorium Map Directions


Please note that no food is allowed inside of the historic theater.

 

July 24, 2009 
Earth 

Rated: G Runtime: 99 min.

July 31, 2009
The Soloist 

Rated: PG-13 Runtime: 109 min.
 


 

PENN STATE BEHREND

 

Young People's Chorus of Erie Hosts First Summer Choir Camp 

 

Penn State Erie, The Behrend College, from August 3-7.

 

Elementary-school singers ages 7 to 10 will be day campers and participate in choir activities from 8 a.m. until 6 p.m. each day; singers ages 10 and older will live in a Penn State Behrend residence hall for the week. 

 


 

GANNON UNIVERSITY

 

Knights Football Golf Outing
Gather for a day of golf, friendship and support for the Golden Knights Football Program during an outing at the Beechwood Golf Course in Fairview, PA. Contact Brad Rzyczycki by phone 814-871-5784

 

 

Did You Know...

 

 

...accomplished in film, stage, and television, Ned Beatty has garnered praise from both critics and peers as a dedicated actor's actor. He started as a professional performer at age ten when he earned pocket money singing in gospel quartets and a barber shop. The big city and bright lights did not come easy, though. The first ten years of Beatty's career were spent at the Barter Theater in Abingdon, Virginia. He then moved on to the Erie Playhouse in Pennsylvania, the Playhouse Theater in Houston, Texas, and the prestigious Arena Stage Company in Washington, DC. He was also a member of Shakespeare in Central Park, Louisville, Kentucky. Later, he appeared in the Broadway production of "The Great White Hope." At the Mark Taper Forum in Los Angeles, he won rave reviews when he starred in "The Accidental Death of an Anarchist."

 


 
 


Art, Time And Tragedy - The Art of Roger Hane

The Frame Shop Gallery at 423 State St is pleased to be able to present a survey of the work of Roger T. Hane (1939-1974). A native of Bradford, PA, Hane was a highly regarded illustrator known for his surreal, fanciful art. In his eleven-year professional career, before he was tragically killed in a mugging in Central Park, Hane produced over 300 published illustrations. Book-lovers, and practically anyone who looked at a book rack during the early 1970s, will recognize Hane’s cover illustrations. His work adorns the covers of the Collier-Macmillan editions of C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia books, as well as Carlos Castaneda’s best-selling The Teachings of Don Juan and A Separate Reality, published by Simon & Schuster.

Like the illustrators who were his greatest influences—Maxfield Parrish, N.C. Wyeth, Howard Pyle, and J.C. Leyendecker—Hane was a meticulous craftsman. Also like them, he developed an original style particularly well suited to the time in which he worked—a style that helped to define the visual characteristics of the era. Hane worked in acrylic on canvas, using flat areas of color, crisply defined and modeled by directional light and shadow.

Hane also created artwork for Avon Books, E.P. Dutton Company, and Collier Books. Among his many magazine clients were Ladies Home Journal, Life, Esquire, Sports Illustrated, Fortune, New York magazine, Redbook, The Lamp, Look, Vista, the Saturday Review, Travel and Leisure, Sylvania, Ramparts, the National Lampoon, and Playboy.

Hane also designed record album covers for RCA, Columbia Records, and Philadelphia International Records. He received numerous awards and honors during his short life, including, posthumously, the New York Artist Guild’s Artist of the Year Award in 1974. His alma mater, the Philadelphia College of Art, gives an annual Roger T. Hane Memorial Award to the student with the year’s top illustration portfolio.

 

 

 

 

 


Harry Potter, Hogwarts Still Have Their Magic

by Matthew Razak

It just keeps getting better. For most movie series that grow beyond a trilogy the latter films start to wane, taking fans on a roller coaster of quality in each and every film. Will they next one be good? Should we even go see it? With Harry Potter however it seems to be a guarantee that each film will be better than the last. Actually, the first was better than the second and the series-changing Prisoner of Azkaban was superior to the Goblet of Fire. So Harry Potter has been through some ups and downs, but the downs are never so low that they're terrible and the ups are very up, and as far as director David Yates, who took over with Order of the Phoenix, is concerned, he's only raising the bar more and more. Yes, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is the best Potter film to date, even if the plot that the book takes its name from is relegated to a small side story.

With that little tidbit it is easy to move into just how loyal the story is for all the Potter fanatics out there, and if those who haven't read the books (all ten of you) will take any joy from the film. In the sixth film in the series Harry (Danielle Radcliffe) fins himself on the run from the Deatheaters and Lord Voldemort, however he returns to Hogwarts with his best friends Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson). Quiddich, magic and a bit of romance and jealousy ensue along with a whole bunch of back story being filled in on Voldemort. This is also the first real time Dumbledore (Michale Gambon) becomes more than a wise old man, and turns into a true character. Much like the book, the film is mostly filler to get us to the epic conclusion, but it's solid, fun, action packed filler that never misses a beat. It is thus loyal enough to its roots to not be annoying, but different enough to validate its existence.

For those of you who read the last paragraph and had no idea what was going on, this movie is not for you. It picks up right away and starts running, and if you don't know the characters then you aren't going to get to know them here. However, if you do know the characters, which is what has always made the Potter books and later films special (not the magic), then this film is for you. Without a doubt this is the most character driven Potter film yet, and Yates handles it wonderfully, knowing when to leave out action that would cloud important scenes and, more importantly, realizing that magic is a part of the film's world, but it is far from the most important part.

It is also a testament to the casting team of the original film that they have nailed every character down so pat when they were only casting ten-year-olds. It is an incredible stroke of luck that everyone learned how to act. Without a shadow of a doubt Tom Felton, finally getting to flex a bit more than just a sarcastic sneer, steals the show as Draco Malfoy steps up in this film in a big way. If Felton hadn't delivered the entire film could have gone to rot (to steal a British term). It's not just him however, the entire cast has grown up and can handle the romance (and snogging), the humor, the tears and the immensely well done and perfectly directed ending.

With that I really must come back to the directing, as Yates shows off some incredible stuff in this film. His flare for capturing a shot is amazing and he can clearly draw what he wants out of actors. He, and the film's screenwriters, have also brilliantly handled the story, trimming what doesn't need to be there while maintaining the heart of the book itself, which was far more about Harry, Hermione, Ron and the people at Hogwarts than it was about the battle with Lord Voldemort. It's hard to cram 652 pages into less than three hours, but Yates does it admirably and without excluding anything that would make a lover of the books terribly angry. He even handles the more mature themes immensely well, especially the scary parts of the film which are directed with a surprising amount of panache.

I have been told that those who have not read the books did not enjoy the film as much, but I can only say to that that it is their own fault. The books are great and the films are a wonderful addendum to them. Much like almost any other film based on a book that does right by the book, these films are more a compliment to a wonderful world created on the page, they are not a replacement. So yes, Half-Blood Prince is a bloody good time, and the best summer blockbuster film since Star Trek, but make sure you make the time to sit down and read the books if you haven't.

 

 

 


COME HELP US CELEBRATE JORDAN'S 21st Birthday!
     CHEAP DRINKS!   FRIED PICKLES!   NO COVER!
 

 

 

Directions:

Take North Main or Park to Baldwin Extension
Veer left on Baldwin Extension
Left on Spring St. -- go down the hill, over the
    highway, over French Creek
Right on Lincoln St.
Bosco's will be on your right (136 Lincoln)

Visit our MySpace site for the updated calendar, songs, photos, and more:

http://www.myspace.com/unklejohnsband2
                
UPCOMING SHOWS:

Aug 1 --   Deer Head Inn
(Meadville)
Sep 12 -  Bicentennial Park (Benefit for French Creek Project; Meadville)
Oct  9 -    Sugar Lake Hotel (Cochranton)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Erie Philharmonic Get Your Phil 

by Karen Beardsley-Petit

 

www.eriephil.org  814-455-1375

 

THE GIFT OF MUSIC AT NOON
Give yourself a well-deserved treat and stop by the Get Your Phil at Noon concert in front of the Warner Theatre on Friday. Not only can you experience live music performed by an Erie Phil string quartet but you can also purchase a subscription for the 2009-2010 season and receive one FREE! And. . . hot dogs are provided, courtesy of WQLN.  It's like Christmas in July! The summer music series is sponsored by Iadeluca Chiropractic Center, the Erie Times-News and WQLN. 

New subscribers can take advantage of this offer at the Warner on Friday or by calling the Box Office, located at 609 Walnut St., at 455-1375, ext. 4. Or visit www.eriephil.org to order your tickets. A subscription to the Symphonic or Pops Series ranges from just $74 to $222. Get all 10 concerts (the best value) for as low as $144 - $433, depending upon seat selection. Ten Erie Phil performances for just $144!!! 
Ho, ho, ho! 

SEASON SPONSORS LEAD THE WAY
The Erie Philharmonic is pleased to announce the season and series sponsors for 2009-2010. Scott Enterprises has agreed to be the presenting sponsor of the entire 2009-2010 season.

"The sponsorship reaches new levels of support for the Philharmonic and offers a measure of stability as we head into our 96th season," Executive Director Eric Borenstein said. "The Scott family has been extremely generous to the Erie Philharmonic for many years and this sponsorship is a testament to how much they value the arts in our community."

Hanes Erie returns as the Pops series sponsor, marking their 10th consecutive season in this role! According to Borenstein, this incredible continuity of support has helped the Erie Phil weather the natural ups and downs during the life of an organization.
Erie Insurance will present the Symphonic Series for the upcoming season and Lincoln Metal Processing returns to sponsor the New Attitudes concerts in conjunction with Young Erie Professionals. "Our series and season sponsors, coupled with the multitude of concert and program sponsors, help ensure the highest levels of artistic excellence from the Erie Philharmonic and provide a solid funding base to plan our season around," added Borenstein.

(Photo above: Board chair Deborah Murphy and immediate past chair Christie Ferrier offer their gratitude to Mary Lincoln of Lincoln Metal Processing and Kim Scott of Scott Enterprises for helping to fund the 2009-2010 season.) 

A CALL FOR CHORUS MEMBERS
The Erie Philharmonic Chorus will hold auditions for new members on August 17 - 20 from 7 - 9 PM at the Erie Phil office.  Priority will be given to TENORS and BASSES during this round of auditions.


According to Chorus Director Jason Bishop, the 2009-2010 season will bring some very exciting activities for the Erie Philharmonic Chorus, including the Erie Phil holiday Pops concert on December 12; the Verdi Requiem with Erie Philharmonic on March 6, 2010; and an opportunity to sing the Haydn Lord Nelson Mass in New York City's Carnegie Hall May 20-23, 2010.


Interested singers must possess refined pitch-matching skills, a general facility with reading and understanding musical notation, and some level of singing experience.
To schedule an audition, or for more information, please e-mail chorus@eriephil.org or call the Erie Philharmonic office at (814) 455-1375.
 
STAFF NOTES
Box Office Manager by day and Wedding Singer by night! The Erie Phil's Eric Marshall (right), who many of our patrons have met while ordering tickets/subscriptions, is Robbie Hart in the Erie Playhouse's production of The Wedding Singer. The show opens July 31 and runs through August 16. 

Last summer Eric starred in Footloose and this spring was Leporello in Mercyhurst's Don Giovanni. This winter he will star in a world premiere opera, The Day Boy and The Night Girl, in New York City. Eric graduated from Mercyhurst College with a degree in voice performance.  Click here for show times and ticket information for The Wedding Singer.

The Phil's Marketing and Development teams work well together in the office; now Development Director Jennifer Farrar, CFRE and Marketing Director Karen Beardsley-Petit will team up in September as instructors in the Association of Fundraising Professionals Fundamentals of Fundraising Course, offered through Penn State Behrend's Continuing Education Department. They will teach the class on Marketing, Public Relations and Special Events. If you're interested in learning more about the 12 week course click here or call Jennifer at 814-455-1375 ext. 5. Jennifer is current President of the AFP's Northwestern PA Chapter. Karen has served as an adjunct faculty member at both Gannon University and Penn State Behrend.

Operations Manager Nathan Barber recently traveled to Washington, DC to attend the Major Orchestra Librarian Association's annual conference. He also attended the Allentown Symphony's Performance Librarian Seminar last month.

Approaching her one-year anniversary with the Phil, Development Associate Carolyn Eller recently joined AFP and will be using her event-planning expertise as a member of the committee for National Philanthropy Day on November 15.

Executive Director Eric Borenstein is new to the boards of Visit Erie and the Hamot Board of Corporators.

Janet Preston has been named the new Junior Phil Business Manager. 



TAKE NOTE


JULY 24            Get Your Phil at Noon, Warner Theatre, String Quartet Concert
AUG 17-20        Erie Phil Chorus Auditions, 7 - 9 PM
AUG 28            Get Your Phil at Noon, Warner Theatre, String Quartet Concert
SEPT 9-10        Erie Phil Musician Auditions

SEPT 13           Pops on the Bay, Erie's Heritage Festival, Liberty Park, 7 PM
SEPT 26          Opening Night Symphonic Concert, Warner Theatre, 8 PM
OCT 3             Erie Phil Unplugged, Metropolitan Club, 7 PM
OCT 24           Opening Night Pops Concert, Warner Theatre, 8 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

The 2009 TdWC will build on our successful 08 Tour... 

 

We will begin and finish again at Pleasant Ridge Park in Fairview! (8289 Barker Road, Fairview) 

 

This years event will be held on July 25th,2009 

 

So, if you have participated in the past, we look forward to seeing you again and if you are checking us out for the first time, you are probably wondering... 

 

What is the Tour de West County? 

 

First, it is a Fundraiser, from which all proceeds go directly to The Lance Armstrong Foundation The TdWC is an event to raise awareness and to help others LiveSTRONG with cancer. The TdWC welcomes cancer patients, survivors, families and friends to participate in all or any of the days festivities!

 

The Rides: The Event is sponsored by The Presque Isle Cycling Club! The TdWC starts with a bike tour(8:30 am with shotgun starts) which includes a shorter ride for families and a 25 and 50 mile tour for more experienced riders.


Check out our 50 Mile Route
Check out our 25 Mile Route 

 

This year we are adding a Cyclocross/Mountain Bike Fun Ride throughout the trails of the park! This will begin around 1:30 pm so all riders doing the early rides will get a chance to participate!


Registration Form: Registration will begin at 7:30 am As we approach the event, you can get a registration form at the PICC (Presque Isle Cycling Club) web page...under Events!!! or Click here for a Registration Form

 

The Family Expo: The ride is then followed by a Family Expo (11am till 3 pm)

 

Visit TdWC Website for more information.

 

 



BOOK REVIEW: Water Dogs by Lewis Robinson

by Sudheer Apte

Small-town Maine in the winter has a unique character, made famous by other authors like horror maestro Stephen King. In Water Dogs, Lewis Robinson’s first novel, Robinson gives us the chilly, overcast days of January and February. He also gives us a cast of young men and women in their twenties, and the drama of their relationships and intrigue. Mixed into the snow drifts is the mystery of a man who goes missing. The novel is difficult to put down.

The protagonist, Benjamin “Bennie” Littlefield, has slipped into a meager existence, with a part-time job at an animal clinic serving to just barely maintain his parents’ old, crumbling house. The house, which is referred to as “the Manse,” is shared by his older brother, who calls himself just Littlefield and makes a depressingly uncommunicative companion.

When the brothers are not whiling away their hours on cheap beer at a local bar, the highlight of their life is a paintball game they play with three other young men in a wooded quarry behind a paintball club. One fateful evening, they decide to continue their game past the legal time, in the middle of a nasty blizzard, and, of course, there is trouble. Bennie falls and breaks several bones, and another player goes missing. What follows is a deepening mystery about what exactly happened to the missing man and what role, if any, Littlefield played in it.

Bennie’s relationship with a young woman in the town, and the brothers’ relationships with their late father, their mother, and their sister, are all revealed in the wan winter light. The peculiar community that we see is as rugged as the unforgiving Maine landscape. They may be “hockey-playing, urchin-harvesting hard asses,” but their struggles to keep their bonds of love and family loyalty alive despite their disappointments and old wounds, makes them instantly understandable and universal.

Water Dogs is a Random House publication

 

 

 

 

DCI 2009: Big, Loud & Live 6 
08/06/2009 

Fathom and Drum Corps International are proud to present the 2009 World Championship Quarterfinals LIVE for the first time ever in HD on the big screen! Celebrate the very best in marching music at DCI 2009: Big, Loud & Live 6. This highly-anticipated event will be simulcast LIVE from the Lucas Oil Stadium into select movie theatres nationwide on Thursday, August 6th at 6:30PM ET/5:30PM CT/4:30PM MT/3:30PM PT. 

Don’t miss your chance to see the quest for the title of “World Champion” as the top World Class corps perform during the Quarterfinals competition. And enjoy it all from the comfort and convenience of your local movie theatre! 


Purchase Your Tickets Now for the Tinseltown Showing

 

 

Congratulations to 2009 Miss Roar on the Shore

Christina Scavella

 


 

Most Dangerous Cake Recipe in the World

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 tablespoons flour 
4 tablespoons sugar 
2 tablespoons cocoa 
1 egg 
3 tablespoons milk 
3 tablespoons oil 
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)

A small splash of vanilla extract 
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. 
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous). And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? 
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How To Tell A Funny Story


Mark Twain once said that "There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind— the humorous." It isn't easy to tell a funny story. In fact, sometimes it's nearly impossible to get people to laugh. But with a little imagination and a lot of practice, you'll have them rolling in the aisles.

Step 1
Find a story to tell. Whether you're making it up, re-telling something you heard or reading from a book, be sure you enjoy the story. If you don't appreciate the humor in the story, your audience won't find it funny either.

Step 2
Make sure the audience can relate to your story. Unless the audience can relate to the characters or topics in your story, they aren't going to care or find your story funny.

Step 3
Start telling the story. As you tell it, don't let on that you know something funny is coming. The more serious, or innocent, your expression and tone, the funnier it will be when you reach the punch line, as if you've said something funny but didn't know it until the audience starts laughing.

Step 4
Take your time when telling the story. Give the audience time to enjoy the details of your story. Use the rhythm or pace of your story to move it along. Also, use pauses for dramatic effect and to keep the audience guessing.

Step 5
Use your voice. Not only do you need to project your voice to the back of the room, but you also need to use intonation. Be excited at first, then calm down a bit before you use a pause. Then come out of the pause with your punch line.

Step 6
Practice, practice and practice some more. What you think is funny isn't always funny to someone else. Practice in front of family, friends or small audiences to get a feel for what you can do to make the story better. You'll know what works and what doesn't by the audience's reaction.

Step 7
Perform your story when you feel confident that you're ready to bring the house down.

 

 

 

 

Band Video Of The Week - 

The Duke Sherman Band

 

 

 

 

Tickle Your Funny Bone A Lil' Taste of Life
10 Things NOT To Say To A Cop

by T.R. Septaric

Everyone has been stopped by the cops for something. It could be DWI, running a red light or...like my best friend...speeding! C'mon dude...doing 55 in a 35...you should really know better. Anyway, here are some things NOT to say to a cop when, not if, you get stopped

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

3. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

4. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

5. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

6. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

7. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

8. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

11. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

 

Funny Pics Of The Week

$29.98 down from $29.99...well $0.01 is still technically a savings...ain't it?

 

 

 

Now...c'mon you KNOW that means Black Jack don't you?

 

Drink Of The Week

Nani's Aloha

1 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1 oz vanilla schnapps
1 splash cherry juice
12 oz can Coca-Cola® Cherry Coke
3 cherries

Fill glass with ice, add alcohol. Fill rest of glass with cherry coke, splash in cherry juice and don't forget the 3 cherries.

 

Recipe Of The Week

Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Sauce

4 servings

1 (packed) cup fresh cilantro
¼ (packed) cup fresh oregano
1 (packed) cup fresh flat-leaf parsley
4 cloves garlic, peeled
1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes, or to taste
1½ tsp kosher salt, or to taste
½ tsp freshly ground black pepper, or to taste
¼ cup red wine vinegar, or to taste
2 Tbs freshly squeezed lemon juice
¾ cup California Olive Ranch EVOO
1 (1¼-pound) skirt steak
Directions


For the Chimichurri Sauce:

In a blender, combine the herbs, garlic, pepper flakes, salt, pepper, vinegar, lemon juice and California Olive Ranch EVOO.
Process to make a thick, textured puréed sauce.
Taste, and adjust the seasoning as needed with salt, pepper, pepper flakes and vinegar.


For the Skirt Steak:

Combine the skirt steak and 1/3 cup of the Chimichurri in a plastic zip-top bag; remove as much air as possible. Place in the refrigerator and marinate for at least 2 hours and up to overnight. Reserve the remaining Chimichurri to use as a sauce.

Remove the steak from the marinade, and discard. Shake off the excess, then pat dry with paper towel; allow to come to room temperature for 30 minutes.
Preheat the grill to medium-high. Clean and oil the grates to prevent sticking. Grill until the meat is seared and crusty on the outside and medium-rare on the inside (internal temperature 130° to 135°F), about 3 to 4 minutes per side. For medium, cook to 140° to 145°F.

Allow the steak to rest for at least 5 minutes, then slice across the grain on the diagonal into thin slices. Serve with Chimichurri Sauce.

 

 

 

 

 

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