September 17, 2009   |   Volume 2 Issue 08

 
 

 

Potpourri...

Potpourri

 

Message In A Bottle

by Yoni Dvorkis

 

The child of God, which is you, is deceived indeed.
He sees his love spat upon by mindless opinions,
only to realize he himself is the one who spits.

What do you seek so desperately from the world?
The Love of God knows you as you truly are.
Stop hiding from us, we can ALWAYS see you.
Stop hating us, we always love you.

Don't be sick anymore.
Sickness attests to who you're not, slain on the corpse of who you are.
Your monster hates you
but it isn't real.

Just cross the border, let your fear go for a few minutes.
Hear the Voice inside.
Let It dictate how you will act from now on, in love and in grace.
Relax, put your feet up.
The fun is just beginning.

You know the drill, are well trained, and have shown tremendous accomplishment.
The next step is discipline.
You are worthy only of love.
All else is folly.
You know this to be true.

Your guilt is meaningless.
The shadows are gone.
You have seen the light of day Yoni, you just don't know it yet.
Forgive yourself, the child of God still Lives.
He is much happier than you have ever been.
Forgive Yoni, this is your world.
Make of it what you will.


 

ERI JAMS AREA EVENTS CALENDAR (COMING SOON)

 

More Events
 

September Events

19 – American Heart Association Walk 
21, 28 – Cruise the Bay/ Car Classics 

 


 

Did You Know....

 

...adding a drop of olive oil and lemon juice to an ice cube then running it over your face gives you better results than some expensive skin care products.

 

 

 


 

 

 

September 21st, the Fall Equinox is one of two days of the year when you can stand an egg on its end. It is said that it is because the Sun and Moon are directly above the equator. We'll never know...but try it...it is really cool when it works.

 

 

Marijuana By The Numbers

 

The Government's Numbers Are In

 

from norml.orrg

 

The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has once again released their annual survey on “drug use and health” — you know, the one where representatives of the federal government go door-to-door and ask Americans if they are presently breaking state and federal law by using illicit drugs. The same survey where respondents have historically under reported their usage of alcohol and tobacco — these two legal substances — by as much as 30 to 50 percent, and arguably under report their use of illicit substances by an even greater margin. The same survey that — despite these inherent limitations — “is the primary source of statistical information on the use of illegal drugs by the U.S. population.” Yeah, that one.

So what does the government’s latest round of ’statistical (though highly questionable) information’ tell us? Nothing we didn’t already know.

Despite 70+ years of criminal prohibition, marijuana still remains widely popular among Americans, with over 102 million Americans (41 percent of the U.S. population) having used it during their lifetimes, 26 million (10 percent) having used it in the past year, and over 15 million (6 percent) admitting that they use it regularly. (By contrast, fewer than 15 percent of adults have ever tried cocaine, the second most ‘popular’ illicit drug, and fewer than 2 percent have ever tried heroin — so much for that supposed ‘gateway effect.’) Predictably, all of the 2008 marijuana use figures are higher than those that were reported for the previous year — great work John Walters!

Equally predictably, the government’s long-standing prohibition and anti-pot ’scare’ campaigns have done little, if anything, to dissuade young people from trying it. According to the survey, 15 percent of those age 14 to 15 have tried pot (including 12 percent in the past year), as have 31 percent of those age 16 to 17 (a quarter of which have done so in the past year) — percentages that make marijuana virtually as popular as alcohol among these age groups. By age 20, 45 percent of adolescents have tried pot, and nearly a third of those age 18 to 20 have done so in the past year. And by age 25, 54 percent of the population has admittedly used marijuana.

Question: Does anyone still believe that marijuana prohibition is working — or that all of these people deserve to be behind bars?

For too long, advocates of prohibition have framed their arguments on the false assumption that the continued enforcement of said laws “protects our children.” As the numbers above illustrate, this premise is nonsense. In fact, just the opposite is true.

The government’s war on cannabis and cannabis consumers endangers the health and safety of our children. It enables young people to have unregulated access to marijuana — easier access than they presently have to alcohol. It enables young people to interact and befriend pushers of other illegal, more dangerous drugs. It compels young people to dismiss the educational messages they receive pertaining to the potential health risks posed by the use of “hard drugs” and prescription pharmaceuticals, because kids say, “If they lied to me about pot, why wouldn’t they be lying to me about everything else, too?”

Most importantly, the criminal laws are far more likely to result in having our children arrested, placed behind bars, and stigmatized with a lifelong criminal record than they are likely to in any way discourage them to try pot.

In short, what the results from the 2008 National Survey on Drug Use and Health is simple and consistent; in fact, we say it all the time: Remember prohibition? It still doesn’t work!

 

 

Community United Church Offers Night Of Games

 

Did you ever feel like you just need somewhere to go?

 

You ever wish there was somewhere that you can have a good laugh and just relax?

 

If you have ever felt this way, Community Board Game Night is for you. Through the games (Scruples, Imagineiff, Pictionary, Wise and Otherwise, etc.) you will find a fun atmosphere and a huge amount of laughter.

 

Community Board Game Night will be held at Community United Church, 1011 West 38th Street on Saturday, September 19th. Doors open at 7:00 PM Games run from 7:30 pm to 10 pm. Admission $2.00. Free food and beverages. This is a nonalcoholic and smoke-free event. Open to the public. Under 18 must have guardian.

For more information please go to their website at www.myspace.com/community_game_night

 

 

Funny Video Of The Week

 

 

 

 

 

Funny Pics Of The Week 

 

I wonder if Leona knows about this???

 

I wonder if you get extra points for getting this right?

Local Pics of the Week

(random pictures found online taken around Erie County)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quote of the Week

 

George MacDonald 

 

 

A beast does not know that he is a beast, and the nearer a man gets to being a beast, the less he knows it.

Local Artist of the Week

 

Gene Stovall

 

 

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Tip of the Week

 

WORK WITH A CLEAN DESK


"Out of sight, out of mind." The reverse of that is true too. When it's in sight, it's in mind and we cannot help but be distracted.


Studies have shown that a person working with a messy desk will spend, on average, one and a half hours per day either being distracted by things in their view or looking for things. That's seven and a half hours per week.

Keep the clutter before you at a minimum and you will have a more accurate focus on what you need to do to increase your daily productivity.

 

 

 

 

 

Drink Recipes Of The Week:

 

Recipes Of The Week: 

 

 

Porn Star

 

1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz Sour Puss® raspberry liqueur

Pour both ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a shot glass, and serve.


 

Drinking Game: Beer 99

 

Needed:

 

1 deck of cards
4+ players


1. Deal four cards to each player, then turn the top card over. Play goes around the circle with each person playing a card, mentally keeping track of the total value of the pile.

2. Special cards:

King
Kept to avoid drinking or place drinking responsibilities on someone else, usually used near end of game.

Four
Used as a skip card when you have none to play, can also be used to skip drinking responsibilities.

Tens
When in the 90's, this drops the value of pile by 10 when you play it, otherwise its a regular card.

Socials occur whenever the total equals a number ending in 9. Special socials on 69 and 71. On a special you must drink twice.

Whoever gets hit with 99 must drink 1/2 glass.

After you play a card, draw another from the stack. When out of cards, reshuffle those already played.

Chicago Dog Salad

 

 

Ingredients


1/4 cup yellow mustard
2 tablespoons vinegar, eyeball it
1 rounded teaspoon sugar
4 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/2 medium red onion, thinly sliced
1/2 of a 16-ounce sack shredded cabbage blend for slaw salads
1 romaine heart, shredded
2 vine ripe tomatoes, diced
3 large half sour or garlic pickles, chopped
Salt and pepper
8 pork or beef hot dogs, cut into 1-inch-thick slices on an angle


Directions


In the bottom of a large bowl, combine mustard, vinegar, sugar, and about 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil. Add the onions, cabbage, romaine, tomatoes, and pickles and toss the salad. Season with salt and pepper, adjust seasonings, and reserve.

Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add in remaining 1 tablespoon vegetable oil (1 turn of the pan) then arrange the sliced dogs in a single layer. Sear them a couple of minutes on each side. Remove to paper towels to drain.

Mound up the salad on plates, top with seared dogs, and serve

 

 

 

 

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